My House Is Like My What??

We're the Hansens! We were married early April of 2019. My husband and I have been married just over eight months. Last summer, before we were married (heck, before we even met) my husband bought a house. When I found out this not-so-little news, I was THRILLED. I would browse the pictures on the real estate site and day-dream of our cute lil’ 1950-something fixer-upper. It was going to be beautiful; just like off of HGTV. What a dream…. …What a nightmare. Our drive way is a forty-five-degree angle. There are SEVEN layers of contact paper in our kitchen cupboards. There was no outlet it our retro lavender and dusty blue bathroom. Fifty-four gaping holes from past screws and nails filled the walls of our tiny hallway. And, call me crazy, but is the door at the end of the hallway crooked?? I was concerned to say the least. But then, I stopped to really think about it. My marriage is like this little house. “Emma, that’s dumb. You just listed all these horrible, ...